Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 11, 2021

Here come a BUNCH of cow puns…

You think he has the cojones to allow that?

Is this Brevity , or The Far Side ?

“Sure, just mooooove over here.”

It will require a sacrifice on your part.

he’s driving, but he’s hoofing it…

I’ve herd that you guys’ll have my hide, if I don’t milk this for all I can…

It’s my stock in trade.

But hay, sometimes I’m not in the mooed, and my mind just won’t range there, barn it!

Cheese… you’d think after all these years of stable punning, it would be hooves some funny thought to bale me out…

but I have a haunch I’m just butchering it.

It’s a sad tail. when I meat with defeat… but I’m obviously not at my prime.

Somebody else will have to horn in.

“No, you’re too young!”

You can’t cow the driver.

The family jewels are always at steak!

Sure looks like a Far Side cow, It’s like I’m looking in the mirror!

And if someone gets in the way just tap the cow horn.

is this the veal life or is it just fantasy?

I need them to have eyes…..

At least let him honk the horn

Just let him blow the horns.