Free Range by Bill Whitehead for February 28, 2021

“Barking” for attention.

At that the talks were cur-tailed.

The cats had a much better union negotiator.

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Domestication negotiations what your fixation?

Hooking up pets and people and places.

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- Schoolhouse Rock

Sit! I said SIT!

But you have to promise not to poop in the cave.

When did they agree on leg humping?

So now the dogs still get all those things but all they do is bark at the mail-carrier?

But these are selectively bred dogs from the future!

I’m guessing those trips to the Vet will be a breach of contract.

An arfer they couldn’t refuse.