Kliban by B. Kliban for February 15, 2021

Infringing Apple’s Logo!

Excellent. I’ve always loved a pair of fake choppers.

Maybe he gets more for the ones that are truly ‘natural’.

At least it’s something he can get his teeth into!

I don’t have to do that … the damn birds usually wind up pecking a hole in my apples .. then the damn yellow jackets move in … I’m lucky to get any unscathed apples off my 6 trees.

Is there any way that this was NOT sativa-inspired?!?

Checking for worms.

The original test for ripeness.

They say the first bite is the sweetest.

I reach.

Isn’t that what squirrels are supposed to do?