Lio by Mark Tatulli for February 23, 2021

not a chance

You want to play rough? Okay. Say Hello to my little friend.

Danny Glover put one of those nail guns to good use in Lethal Weapon 2 when Joe Pesci, Mel Gibson and himself took on the South Africans. “Nailed ’em both!”

Good luck with that!

Coffee, please, with a float of Kaluha for her.

Lucky it’s not connected to a compressor.

You shoot her nails off.

Yeah, those nails definitely need to be trimmed! Oh, you mean her CLAWS!

I would stick with the self trimming properties of a good scratching post for dear Cybil.

Did Cybil get that nail gun from Doris Wise? (A Rex Morgan, MD reference.)

Not happening, Lio….

There are safe ways of trimming them.

What a cute kitty!

“Take the gun, leave the cat nail-y.”

Cats don’t like shampoo baths or getting their nails trimmed.

Sybil is too much. LOL.