Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for March 25, 2021

Sue said earlier that Tony had clammy hands. Isn’t it enough to tell them apart?

Wasn’t one an actor. The one who was should be able to repeat his previous scene lines?

Sue just drove a stake into Tony’s heart.

One has had practice with a revolver, the other hasn’t?

Just throw a punch at both of them. The one that falls just before the punch hits is the stuntman.

Tarzan should have just left the both of them with the natives and moved on. Heck, he should also tell the chief that Sue is an accomplice. Problem solved. Next story line.

So both were Sue’d?

Good ol’ slutty Sue French just likes the “action” and could care less about who she’s…..well, you know! Maybe one of those dumbbell Austin twins has a food allergy, one can only hope.

…might help, listen. Frank breaks into song and dance.

“You say you been rused, and double confused, and maybe have a little fear.

Well stand up straight, because I will end this debate, all will become quite clear.

She used to care. Violins, please.

“I never cared that much.” Best line of the day!

The suspense is killing me.Not.

Tarzan’s face is angry. They’re trying to make a monkey out of me.

“You and I will switch clothes and pretend to be one another. That will confuse them. If that’s not enough to get them to tell the truth, Sue can put on your clothes and really confuse them.”