Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for February 17, 2021

From an old Whose Line is it Anyway? bit—the subject was “The good news and the bad news”, I believe it was Brad Sherwood who said, “The good news is, we’re going to name a disease after you,” then walked offstage without another word.

Them pesky advertisers.

Ad Blocker is the cure for that ailment.

So there is a cure for this facehugger.

Put on that old blue ointment

The crabs’ disappointment

And we’ll kill them bastards where they lay;

Though it scratches and it itches

It will kill them sons of bitches

In the good old-fashioned way!

If a friend asks you to Google™ “incontinence” and see what it means – don’t.

I thought Cliff was a parasite.

I think cliff will need surgery real soon

Those black gloves Dr. Mel wears – creepy! Maximum creepy!

“It has an Industrial-Strength Antacid…” ☺

Alien Parasite, Yes that was Dr. Mel’s last Amazon order. Now you will need to order the Ointment Quickly.

Chapstick.

They put a face hugger on your face and then…never mind.

These adbots are so stupid. After I ordered “No Whey” lactose free candies, I started seeing ads for products full of whey.

“No need to worry. It probably won’t kill any of those around you.”

I tried to bluff ’em with random key strokes . And suddenly foreign language investment sites pop up. 3q4g3j045 gets the No Matches. Yeah I win, and discovered a new mind game.

Alien Parasite Ointment is for that little problem Cliff picked up visiting the Alien sector brothel.