New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for January 29, 2021

And don’t break the vial.

Why did Heisenberg cross the road? We’re uncertain.

“……until Mistress Pandora gets here!”

Wasn’t today supposed to be the last day?

Schroedinger’s Box?

A good box should be suffiently tiny, any cat knows that

Heisenberg and Schroedinger were driving along one day when a cop pulls them over. Cop says, “Do you know how fast you were going?’” and Heisenberg replies, “No, but I know exactly where I am!”

Cop tells him, “You were going 108 miles per hour!” “Oh, great,” snaps Heisenberg, “Now I’m lost!”

The cop figures he’d better search the car, so he makes them open the trunk. “Hey,” says the cop, “Do you know you have a dead cat in here?”

“Well, we do NOW, you @#$%” says Schroedinger.

And I always forget, Pab — is the cat’s name “BARF-ly” as in vomit? Or is he a drunken Bar-Fly?

Oh, right….both!

thinking outside the box?

How can you tell if Schroedinger’s cat’s litter box needs emptying?