Women all start with just a salad. The true test is when you both have had too much to drink and order that big breakfast with over easy eggs, biscuits and gravy at 3:00 Am, then you can tell if ya gotcha a girl friend.
A feller might want to think that maybe folks are a bit judgemental – especially about what others will think. I once had a grandmother approach me in a restaurant, while I was eating fried chicken … which I stoutly maintain IS finger-food, along with corn on the cob and similar foods. She apologised for interrupting my meal, and then asked if it was OK with me for her to point me out to her daughter (a harpist about manners) and grand-kids as an example of someone who knew how to relax and enjoy what was on the table. I waved and nodded permission, and she returned to her family.
Moments later the kids all looked at me and grinned, and Mom scowled. My thought was that Mom needed to put on her ‘big girl panties’ and learn to deal with reality.
wldhrsy2luv about 3 years ago
Exactly!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 3 years ago
So, no corn dogs or bananas?
dwane.scoty1 about 3 years ago
Minnie, the Wonder Dog, was very picky after her opposable thumbs magically appeared!
Zebrastripes about 3 years ago
PUUUURFECT answer, Minnie! Appearances count! Woof!
PO' DAWG about 3 years ago
Women all start with just a salad. The true test is when you both have had too much to drink and order that big breakfast with over easy eggs, biscuits and gravy at 3:00 Am, then you can tell if ya gotcha a girl friend.
Linguist about 3 years ago
Any of us guys with full beards and mustaches – especially white ones – can testify to the perils of eating saucy Bar-B-Q ribs in public!
jscarff57 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Happy Birthday, Regan!
j.l.farmer about 3 years ago
i don’t care what i look like when i eat. i eat the food however i can enjoy it.
mistercatworks about 3 years ago
Plus, you can’t really get that smell off your hands.
bugabaman about 3 years ago
Baked beans are off.
chief tommy about 3 years ago
Who is Regan Lester — wife, mother, great aunt?
Lola85 Premium Member about 3 years ago
This is one reason I don’t like eating out.
SrTechWriter about 3 years ago
A feller might want to think that maybe folks are a bit judgemental – especially about what others will think. I once had a grandmother approach me in a restaurant, while I was eating fried chicken … which I stoutly maintain IS finger-food, along with corn on the cob and similar foods. She apologised for interrupting my meal, and then asked if it was OK with me for her to point me out to her daughter (a harpist about manners) and grand-kids as an example of someone who knew how to relax and enjoy what was on the table. I waved and nodded permission, and she returned to her family.
Moments later the kids all looked at me and grinned, and Mom scowled. My thought was that Mom needed to put on her ‘big girl panties’ and learn to deal with reality.