Super-Fun-Pak Comix by Ruben Bolling for March 21, 2021

Did you know that half the people in this country are of below-average intelligence?

(I know, when you watch the news, it seems like it’d be more than that.)

But not gazpacho?

Dinah Shore gives everyone a big MWAH! And drops the egg salad on the floor.

Sorry folks. I is late today. I hope my gazpacho hasn’t turned cold.

Oh waitsaminute.

Tomorrow, amazing facts about gazpacho.

Due to entropy, this will cease to be true in about 3.4 million years. The system is inherently lossy. Also, it is becoming increasingly difficult to get people to eat recycled food…

That’s not what I was taut.

And, it appears the average is dropping.

Wow! That much?

And underneath their clothes, EVERYONE IS NEKKID!

Is that a tautology or a truism?