Close to Home by John McPherson for January 27, 2021

Don’t look Bleeb!

I guess Lee Trevino was right, not even God can hit a two iron!

Fore!

Is the Jolly Green Giant golfing again?

Makes no sense, and is NOT funny!

I think some giant smacked their ball in the wrong direction.

who was playing golf here… King Kong???

I hope bleeb is gonna help and is not an accomplice sitting in that car

Adding injury to insult? Assault?

Clearly not a Pro V 1.

I hate it when that happens…

Should not this have run on January 1ˢᵗ̶?

I bet that hurt bad.

Is that Bleeb in the getaway car?

Wow. I’d love to see the club that let that one fly. Oh yeah… 4?

New idea on dimples.

Is that my ball? Yep, yep, that’s it… it’s a Titleist!

I suppose it’s supposed to be a “God drop” but these days it looks more like Covid.

Rub of the green.

If Bleeb is driving, this must be in Europe.

Yikes! It’s the new strain of Covid from South Africa.

This is one dumb comic strip,not to mention cruel!!!!

Poor guy, some days you just can’t catch a break.

Actually this is a poor variation of an old joke. A priest and his friend play a round of golf. The friend misses a short putt and exclaims, “Damn it! I missed.” The priest then responds, “Watch what you say! God will strike you down!” Later on in the round the friend misses another short putt, once again exclaiming “Damn it! I missed again.” The priest says back “I warned you before! If you say that one more time God will strike you down!” On the final hole, for the third time, the priest’s friend misses a short putt and shouts, “Damn it! I missed again!” “That’s it,” says the priest, “I tried to warn you.” At that moment, a huge bolt of lightning comes out of the clear blue sky and strikes the PRIEST dead. A loud, booming voice then erupts from the heavens and says “Damn it! I missed again.”

So what is all this commotion?? This is what happens if you’re late with the green fees. Bleeb is supervising the collections process. :>)