Clay Jones for January 08, 2021

#MoscowMitch is adding a new title: #MinorityMitch.

Now that the turtle knows he will be in the minority in just twelve days, who wants to take bets that his last few days wielding the gavel he is suddenly going to discover new-found bi-partisan goodwill and reaching across the aisle which, of course, he will expect the new majority to continue?

Mitch McConnell: a snake in turtle’s clothing.

Fencepost time…

Moscow Minority Mitch!

Not only this but wife has no job. BOO HOO. LOL.

That is SO satisfying. I can’t stop smiling every time I think of it. Thank you Georgia voters. Thank you Stacy Abrams. Thank you everyone who donated time, money or even positive thoughts.

Mitch McTurtle a BACKBENCHER!! Don’t you just love it!?

:-)

May all the chickens come home to roost for Moscow Mitch.

Maybe he’ll retire early with his wife and spend the millions they’ve made as public servants. Wonder what country wants them ?

Sorry Mitch!

Just follow the smell, GOP.

Lindsey Graham cracker is covering his own butt and is slithering to grease the Biden train…what a POS he is!

Ding dong the wicked old Mitch is dead!

Mitch’s wife resigned and Betsey Wetsy de Vos did too! Both did NOTHING DURING THEIR STINT IN THEIR DEPTS. BOO HISS

I’m STILL looking forward to being able to read THIS… “Mitch McConnell, R.I.P.”

turtle, turtle

not soon enough…

Sounds almost as good as ex-senator mitch.

Mitch who? ( As in irrelevant, impotent, nobody cares about you now, mcconnell)

The two new senators really had no chance, except, t$$$p and his klowns dropped the ball. That’s Sad.

Don’t look back Mitch. Look ahead. That’s where the Democrats are.

Mitch is no longer Majority Leader. Ms Linz is no longer Justice Committee Chair. All those republiturd chairmen are now just ranking members. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

But streamlined and ready as always.

His wife has already given notice she is quitting.. Mitch won’t be far behind.

“Here’s another fine mess you’ve gotten us into, Donnie.”

I fielded this question yesterday: The incoming Senate will have 50 Republican Senators, 48 Democratic Senators, and two independents. Granted the independents caucus with the Democrats, and a Democratic VP will cast any tie-breaking votes, but how does this translate to the Republicans being the “minority party”? The VP is not, in fact, a Senator.

As I said elsewhere I’m perfectly happy to see Mitch lose power, but I’m wondering about the mechanics of it. If the numbers meant that McConnell WOULD stay Majority Leader I’m sure I would have heard someone mention it…

Ain’t those words sweet?

Bout time. It took Schumer way too long to make this happen.

With all the upheaval and finger-pointing inside the GOP now (thanks Trump!) how long will McConnell remain a leader at all?

His new name is MoscowMidge.

It has a nice ring to it, don’t it Mitch?

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

hes a backstabbing traitor, everyone remember that

…& 25th for the 45th!!!

Couldn’t happen to a nicer person.

Miserly Moscow Mitch McConnell HAS NEVER LED. He has devoted his life only to the following: (1) hide the fact that, had the federal government not given his family financial, medical, etc., help, he would probably have died; (2) pursue wealth at all costs, particularly by sucking up to and becoming the chief lapdog to corporations and their wealthy owners; and (3) block small d democratic efforts by us, the people, to participate in and benefit from the nation our forebears delivered to us following World War II and crush those who oppose his de facto dictatorial tactics. Miserly Moscow Mitch McConnell does not inspire, he instills fear; he does not console, he thumbs his nose; he does not empathize, he disdains. He is the jumped-up personification of greed, arrogance, superciliousness, opportunism, hypocrisy, mean-spiritedness, and inhumanity.