Rubes by Leigh Rubin for January 09, 2021

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    mischugenah  over 3 years ago

    Bust into a chorus of ‘Circle of Life’

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    SHIVA  over 3 years ago

    How about, “care for a bite??”

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    Gent  over 3 years ago

    When you eat, eat. Don’t talk.

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    Which is less tactful, “your brother is delicious”, or “hey, you got any mustard?”

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    J Short  over 3 years ago

    The Gems-buck stops here.

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    russef  over 3 years ago

    Like the Blues saying it to the Reds.

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    Mayor Snorkum  over 3 years ago

    I can appreciate an eater of carrion who also uses the word “disingenuous.”

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    Another Take  over 3 years ago

    “IF IT’S ANY CONSOLOATION, HE’LL BE OUT OF HIS MISERY IN ANOTHER 15 MINUTES OR SO!”

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    Just carry on the best you can.

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    queenoftut  over 3 years ago

    Said every heart and lung transplant receiver ever.

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