Clay Bennett for December 26, 2020

Yes, the electoral college would like to return Trump…

Trump’s problem is that he thinks he owns that map and that he is the one who has the option of returning it.

Reality is that Trump is not the one who owns it. That map belongs to “We the people” and, by a margin of MORE THAN SEVEN MILLION VOTES (and an Electoral College margin Trump called a “landslide”) “We the people” made our choice.

And the sore loser can whine, whine, whine and cry, cry, cry but, no, he might throw a very nasty tantrum, but he is not the one who gets to call for a do-over just because HE LOST.

This is not one of Trump’s golf courses, and while he may cheat like crazy on his golfing greens, this time the spoiled crybaby does NOT get his Mulligan.

He should be wearing a mask…

…a Nixon mask! Isn’t that the type of mask you wear when attempting to perpetrate a heist?

It would be nice if that sign was returning the trumpster. sigh….. only in another universe.

No shoes, no shirt, no mask, no return…

“Did you keep the receipt?”

He won’t get any joy there, either, thanks be.

if only we could return the 2016 election and its subsequent 4 years of horror reign supreme.

Enough Trump. I’ve had plenty for a lifetime.

For years, I have come to ever more appreciate Clay Bennett’s usually simple and always elegant drawings and commentary on the important topics of the day.

NO RETURNS AFTER 30 DAYS. Since it was a gift from Russia you can ask them to exchange it for another country. Happy Holidays and Season’s Greetings. Next . . . .

Always Read the return policy ; NO RETURNS , NO REFUNDS , NO REDO’S !!! In other words Trumpie the Clown, you are Shit out of Luck , Bub By , Loser

This was his do over – he did not get majority popular vote in 2106 and did not get it again in 2020.

What a maskhole.

The real tRump would be pushing his way to the front of the line reminding everyone that HE IS the president.

Returns clerk: “Sorry sir, but that item has already been verified and used. It can’t be returned.”.

He’s never stood up that straight.

No do-overs. The law of the ten-year-olds’ playground he’s stuck in.

If I change my vote, will he also pardon me?

He doesn’t understand why he didn’t win – look at the map – it is more red than blue.

What a pathetic evil fool, good riddance to you and your slimy family! Oh! You can tell Melania she looks like her true self in those thigh-high boots….BOO HISS! What a disgraceful administration!

A successful coup against the American people by the socialists!

He wishes…

Brain damaged loyalists will believe anything Trump tells them. Just like Hallmark, they have ready made excuses for any occasion. How pathetic.

Like every other day of the week ending in “y”, Mo$cow$ill dribbles whining drivel yet again. His ‘decline’ accelerates daily. Sad.

You broke it, now you have to pay for it, loser!

Too bad that we couldn’t exchange the last four years!

Well considering that he does not have a receipt, not even a gift receipt, the best he can expect is a reduced value gift card good for a one way trip to Mar-a-logo.

Ossoff and Warnock shatter fundraising records with small donors, billionaires prop up Republicans

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/12/26/2004162/-Ossoff-and-Warnock-shatter-fundraising-records-with-small-donors-billionaires-prop-up-Republicans?utm_campaign=trending

If the Democrats can tweak their message to appeal to more Southerners, they might be able to win states like GA and NC more frequently in Presidential elections. One of these two states along with VA would doom the GOP’s chances of victory of the quadrennial event.

A better map showing voter results but of course Trumpists will claim it doesn’t matter.

https://www.fastcompany.com/90572489/u-s-election-maps-are-wildly-misleading-so-this-designer-fixed-them

No mask, they should have turned him away at the entrance!

CB, ya made the pants too long and those pudgy mitts too big! :-o

Surprised he didn’t use his Sharpie to change that map, then declare it the “official results”…

BREAKING NEWS: Trump demands that the UNEMPLOYMENT FIGURES be released TODAY as all benefits have EXPIRED and no new claims will be accepted. Stay tuned as we expect the President to announce he’s reduced the Unemployment Rate to ZERO. The first time ever in American history. . . . . . . /S

Sorry, not returns or exchanges on personalized items.

“Wrong window. You want Election Returns upstairs.”

There is NO WAY that nasty POS would be standing patiently in line for anything!

I like how accurate Bennett made Trump. He’s not wearing a mask while everyone around him is. Shows how far out of the loop he is.

@FrankErnesto…..tRump is like “food poisoning”……he will make you puke forever!!!!!

I’m sorry you must have receipt of purchase. And it’s only good for 30 days after November 4.