Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 06, 2021

I’m not sure I’d count Dicey as one of the ladies, unless things were even weirder in the Jones household than we thought.

Schlitz and sardines? “He wasn’t expecting company”…for weeks apparently…

He was popular with ladies. Especially with outer space ladies like Brainzo.

Ka-SARDINES!

Is Schlitz still in business?

It was sold and is now part of Pabst. I don’t think there’s a Schlitz brand of beer anymore, but I think you can still get Schlitz Malt Liquor.

Pfft, what a dork. All the cool kids drink Colt 45 with their sardines.

KA-SCHLITZ!

Schlitz and sardines? Okay, so maybe Rodeo didn’t have good taste, but that’s still no reason to kill him.

Suddenly, I’m remembering a Schlitz Malt Liquor commercial starring Kool and the Gang. It ended with a bull charging through a wall like the Kool-Aid Man.

Wow… That really takes me back…

JOSEPH Schlitz wasn’t creepy, now Sprecher is the beer making Milwaukee tolerable.

ka-casanova