A guy applies to a church as a bell ringer, problem is he doesn’t have any hands. He tells the Human Resources guy, no problem, I just run toward the bell and hit it with my head. They decide to try him out. He does fine for a bit, but then one day, with his head down, he misses the bell entirely and falls to his death. They ask the preacher if he knows him. His reply, “I don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell.”
Superfrog over 3 years ago
Our hunchback will be with you shortly.
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
A guy applies to a church as a bell ringer, problem is he doesn’t have any hands. He tells the Human Resources guy, no problem, I just run toward the bell and hit it with my head. They decide to try him out. He does fine for a bit, but then one day, with his head down, he misses the bell entirely and falls to his death. They ask the preacher if he knows him. His reply, “I don’t know his name, but his face sure rings a bell.”
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
Hmmm! This must be the Ding Dong church in the brochure.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 3 years ago
Or just pray.
P51Strega over 3 years ago
An implement of Mass disruption (if rung at the wrong time)
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Signs of the times.
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 3 years ago
“Our sign is broken, come inside for the message.”
mwksix over 3 years ago
“Your confession is extremely important to us. Please wait by the door and someone will be with you as soon as the next priest is available… "
Impkins Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nice stained glass windows! :)
oakie817 over 3 years ago
oh, i’d pass by a couple of times a day
DebUSNRet Premium Member over 3 years ago
Not going back to my church, too believing in the power of lies. Other churches are open, which is a great thing!