Farcus by David Waisglass and Gordon Coulthart for January 23, 2021

And such sound as you might get out of it … you supply that, too.

But when you bring it back to be repaired, we don’t charge you to walk in the door. Aren’t we generous!

So true.

Good, here’s my bill for the gas it took to drive it to you from 2,503 miles away.

This stereo is under warranty for 12 months, unfortunately this isn’t one of them.

“You bought it yesterday and it doesn’t work? …Did you buy the extra warranty?”

Warranty -– A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function.

A warranty usually only covers a 8 1/2 by 11 piece of paper.