Crabgrass by Tauhid Bondia for February 05, 2021

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    kaffekup   over 3 years ago

    Hey, I thought it was funny.

    But then, I guess I’m a nerd, too.

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    jaydogg187  over 3 years ago

    An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scot walk into a bar. The barman says: “What is this, some kind of joke?”

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    Ellis97  over 3 years ago

    Don’t explain the joke, you’ll ruin it.

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    well-i-never  over 3 years ago

    Hey! It works with that Stay-Puft marshmallow guy too!

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    Ida No  over 3 years ago

    Firesign Theater did the same joke with Nick Danger, Third Eye, on the 1969 “How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You’re Not Anywhere at All” album.

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    ThePersonOnGoComics  over 3 years ago

    Honestly,I liked the joke

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    Ryker the reader  over 3 years ago

    Its pretty funny, little girls just dont get the concept of “Corny Jokes”

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I like it!

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    car2ner  over 3 years ago

    getting an early start on the Dad Jokes

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    Cedar the squirrel  over 3 years ago

    I don’t get it

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    Diat60  over 3 years ago

    Godzilla always was a big clumsy oaf.

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    6th Billiard Ball Student  over 3 years ago

    I heard that Brother G-d ( Strongs’ Hebrew 1410 = גד ) is so weak with only 12,000 faithful associates that G-d all-righty is hoping someone will save him and his team associates… or else G-d has to tag off to his younger Brother Asher’s team for a possible wrestling match win against Godzilla.

    I suspect what I heard may not be a joke.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And so far it’s been working for her just dandy.

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    6turtle9  over 3 years ago

    Godzilla walks into a bar? That must have hurt.

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    Holilubillkori Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And drinks on the house or what’s left of it… ;^)

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    asrialfeeple  over 3 years ago

    Man walks into a bar. OUCH!!

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    WentBrown  over 3 years ago

    I think I get it too hahahahaha!

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    CockatielComics  about 3 years ago

    I don’t get it :(

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    Bill Cipher the demon  about 3 years ago

    HA, its even funnier to me because he’s my PET

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    Karl Jacobs  over 2 years ago

    Ever heard this one, three men walk into a bar. they are unconsis

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    therealblazewolf (RATS UNITED tm)   over 2 years ago

    miles is simping

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    spidey  about 2 years ago

    I think i get it

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