Clay Jones for December 02, 2020

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    “Know” Schmo. He wants what he wants, and he wants it yesterday!

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    RAGs  over 3 years ago

    The sippy cup says “Ho, Ho, Ho” is he looking for three more wives?

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    Daeder  over 3 years ago

    It’s okay Diaper Don, you’ll get your proof that you won the election just as soon as you get your validation that your dad loved you.

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    VegaAlopex  over 3 years ago

    Santa should just give him coal, which is almost as obsolete as his latest update of Reaganomics.

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    Patjade  over 3 years ago

    Asking for a Rainbow Unicorn would be an easier feat.

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    Zev   over 3 years ago

    You know he doesn’t want to be President to be President, right? His family business has gotten so much money over the past four years, he just wants to keep the cash flow going.

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    Judeeye Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Watch “Trump tells child believing in Santa at 7 is ‘marginal’” on YouTubehttps://youtu.be/F1JaVe3kXpc

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    pc368dude  over 3 years ago

    Too funny – the sippy cup has spouted not one but two handles. Genius.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    trump’s trouble is he listens to “people”, the likes of Rudy, anchors on Fox… right wing radio.. All who are in it for their own notoriety/ratings/fame. Just as trump “uses” folk to get what he wants.. he is being played for a sucker as well.

    While America implodes

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    The Love of Money is . . .  over 3 years ago

    So much for the War On Christmas kids, but The Easter Bunny is still real like the President. Check back later for more fairy tales.

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    brwydave Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I suspect that he cut in line – you don’t have to respect the other children’s rights because you are the President.

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    I was sooo good! Why do you abandon me now? :-O

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    superposition  over 3 years ago

    Speaking of things that don’t’ exist …

    " …“I would repeal and replace the big lie, Obamacare,” he said during his kickoff speech. “I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me.” Unlike his 2020 campaign, which is based on vague promises of more “winning, winning, winning,” Mr. Trump’s campaign four years ago was rooted in promises of tax cuts and the appointment of judges with conservative credentials.

    Has he kept the promises that helped get him here? And do his supporters care? A recent survey from New York University found that those who voted for Mr. Trump in 2016 thought he had broken fewer than one promise out of five. Those who voted for Hillary Clinton said he broke more than four out of five.

    In reality, Mr. Trump has broken about half of 100 campaign promises, according to a tracker by PolitiFact. The fact-checking website does not measure intention, only verifiable outcomes. (On average, presidents break about a third of their promises.)_…"

    https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/31/us/politics/trump-first-term-promises.html

    https://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/trumpometer/

    https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-37982000

    https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2020/10/31/trumps-five-big-promises-has-he-delivered-2

    But, his supporters believe – in spite of reality — that he kept his promises. Do they also still believe Santa is real?

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    Wlly Blly  over 3 years ago

    No, the loser in the White House doesn’t know that.

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    Radish the wordsmith  over 3 years ago

    The right wing brats have decided the election was unfair because the American people voted them out and they want the military to take over and make racist election rigging Trump the seditious our dictator.

    Mike Flynn joins chorus of right-wingers demanding new election overseen by military

    https://www.rawstory.com/2020/12/mike-flynn-joins-chorus-of-right-wingers-demanding-new-election-overseen-by-military/

    There will be civil war if the dirt bag lying right wingers try to overturn our legal election.

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    Godfreydaniel  over 3 years ago

    Said it before, I’ll say it again: The following two statements are EXACTLY equally stupid, and EXACTLY equally insane: (1) The Loch Ness Monster faked the moon landing. (2) The election was rigged, and Trump actually won it.

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    ferddo  over 3 years ago

    Trump’s parting gift to America: an attempt to destroy voting.

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    cracker65  over 3 years ago

    Hahahah. Brilliant.

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    kentmarx36  over 3 years ago

    What bank can he talk into loaning him the money?

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    Godfreydaniel  over 3 years ago

    I tried to leave a reply to Wolf but it ended up in the wrong place, it seems, so let’s try it again: This (and the hat comment by gammaguy following) reminds me of an old “Tumbleweeds” cartoon: The Sheriff is about to arrest the robber, but then he realizes that the robber is wearing a white hat, and therefore must necessarily be a good guy. As the Sheriff intones with reverent awe, “It’s the code of the west!”

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