Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for December 17, 2020

no more wet laps

Another job lost to automation. Damn intrusive robots.

sad; why I’m not doing Santa this year

The Marine Corps has an expression: adapt and overcome.

Speaking of which, if you have some spare change: Toys for Tots.

Couldn’t you insert a coin first?

What a memory for a child who has never done this before.

Don’t ask for a Nerf gun!

That’s one way to make sure that Santa stays off of the naughty list.

Taking it to the nicks level : < (

Santa has issues this year

Even a child knows it would be a really bad idea for one person to enter every home in the world during a pandemic

I’m glad I dont have any that young in the house, the only thing I could think of to tell them is that Santa is a magical being and immune

Where’s the elf with the disinfectant wipes?

Just don’t tell him you want a Nerf Gun…………..