Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for December 30, 2020

We all knew a blond queen had to show up sooner or later.

Of course in the original story “Tarzan the Terrible” the blond was Jane, who had been abducted by the Germans when they burned the Greystoke Villa

I don’t think Fawna is going to miss Ughmat.

Finally!

Should I stay or should I go? ~ The Clash

Tarzan must have been killed in the leap off that balcony because he is now in heaven.

That seems like a pretty impossible leap, but then this is the 1960s and he’s Tarzan. Oh look. Finally the required “beautiful blond woman.”

Quit Fawa-ning all over that blond.

Fawna and blond agree; we don’t need no stinkin men.

Finally! The blonde queen! Glad I waited this long!

Sure took long enough!

As he approached, he noticed that they were watching Jackass videos on YouTube.

Tarzan thinks “ what a pear!”

Ah-Ha! Finally Tarzan finds his way to the Garden of Earthly Delights where Fawna and blonde Queenie are discussing the best Kama Sutra positions! Can evil Ludon be very far behind to spoil the festivities with his cackle, long horns, and horrendous face?

It’s a good thing the queen’s guards all have the day off.

yes the inevitable blond queen of the lost civilization. But yes — they’ve changed it, it was Jane…unless this is a different journey to Pal Ul Don.

At last the Queen!

Tarzan proves once again that he is much better at sneaking around than getting along with people.

Well, it’s about damn time!

Luckily, Fawna had graduated from cave-girl beautician school.