Reality Check by Dave Whamond for December 22, 2020

It’s festive and has socks appeal.

In hopes that WHO would soon be there??

Is his name Jack? Did he get that sock from the giant at the top of the beanstalk?

Um…Where are the kids?

She’s hoping for Odor Eaters. (Or at least, activated charcoal) and maybe some Tinactin

I asked for a grand piano this christmas

Next time I send an idiot to do it, I’ll do it myself.

Christmas stockings are secondary. The best loot is under the tree.

…in hopes those loud children all will play there

But you shouldn’t have cared to block the door.