Some people just like to make a top ten list. I was looking at one on ME-TV a couple of days ago about the top ten monsters from the program “The Night Stalker.” Then they mentioned that there was only 20 episodes. Made the whole thing seem cheap and tawdry.
She could just have a top 10 list of lists…There’s the To do list, grocery list, when she gets one, a honey-do list…there’s a whole laundry list of lists out there. (A laundry list.)
I keep a list of the Not-Real-Words my wife’s tried to use when we play Scrabble (one of our top ten pandemic entertainments) so that I don’t have to look them up every time. Here’s a Top Ten:
ade, dox, ide, jif, lazer, ne, rez, tof, von, zor
It’s true. She’s tried all of these and more. For those fixing to tell me that some of these words are “real” – we don’t use informal or dialectical words. We’ve voted “zit” an exception (it’s informal) because every time she would get a “z”, she would ask if “zit” still isn’t good, adding “Well, is zit?” I couldn’t stand it any more.
macky87 over 3 years ago
Some people just like to make a top ten list. I was looking at one on ME-TV a couple of days ago about the top ten monsters from the program “The Night Stalker.” Then they mentioned that there was only 20 episodes. Made the whole thing seem cheap and tawdry.
dwane.scoty1 over 3 years ago
Cheap & Tawdry is what ME-TV is all about! Have you timed show vs. spots time ratio?
rshive over 3 years ago
Well Agnes, Trout has a point. It DOES look classier if you use real words.
Jeff0811 over 3 years ago
She could just have a top 10 list of lists…There’s the To do list, grocery list, when she gets one, a honey-do list…there’s a whole laundry list of lists out there. (A laundry list.)
PleaseStay6PixelsAway over 3 years ago
I keep a list of the Not-Real-Words my wife’s tried to use when we play Scrabble (one of our top ten pandemic entertainments) so that I don’t have to look them up every time. Here’s a Top Ten:
ade, dox, ide, jif, lazer, ne, rez, tof, von, zor
It’s true. She’s tried all of these and more. For those fixing to tell me that some of these words are “real” – we don’t use informal or dialectical words. We’ve voted “zit” an exception (it’s informal) because every time she would get a “z”, she would ask if “zit” still isn’t good, adding “Well, is zit?” I couldn’t stand it any more.
jakiken Premium Member over 3 years ago
OMG I love this kid!
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Trout, it’s a perfectly cromulent list.
I AM CARTOON LADY! over 3 years ago
Trout is the cold water of reality to Agnes’s face!
WGillete over 3 years ago
Every day, I write a list of things I have to do. I’m going to add “write list” simply to give myself at least one thing I know I’ll accomplish.
bobw2012 over 3 years ago
But are there ten of them?
TrudyQ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Agnes, there does have to be a what!
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 3 years ago
A list of the top ten non-words. What could be zmplerfr?