Clay Jones for November 11, 2020

It was with the 45th president* that the secret service started the “take a bullet, leave a bullet” policy.

I didn’t think they would need Secret Service when he’s in prison, unless they need to guard him from the other inmates. That’s what the prison guards are for.

Thanks Clay, this is perfect and so appropriate

Since November 2016, only time we will ever see that a baby sitter gets paid more than a Secret Service Agent.

“It wasn’t the tantrums or the C19 that forced me to retire. It was the toxicity of the orange spray that gave me the disability. Plus the raccoon eyes started giving me nightmares.” —— Anonymous Agent

I would really really like to read a tell-all book from one of these guys.

The Secret Service KNOWS that the BIGGEST threat to President Biden will come from some of Hair Furor’s “Really Good People”, like the Proud Boys, or the Boogaloo Boys…

Just give him the crew, who hit the deck at the first gunshot.

Diaper duty was considered exceptionally hazardous duty.

Gee’s I can’t believe how we let that baby run our country for 4 years.

Donald, duck…

Have there been a lot of volunteers to serve on Tiny’s post presidential security detail among the Secret Service agents? I am sure he does treat them with politeness and generosity.

Simple solution i think is to put him in a cage built specifically for children, where he will be safe, secure, well fed, and guarded around the clock. Now, if only we had such a facility available….

Babies cry for a reason – hungry, dirty diaper, company – and because they can’t take care of themselves. He’s a grown man.

I cannot imagine how the Secret Service men can sleep at night knowing they’re protecting a traitor.

Clay Jones, you are just the best! Thank you for the grins and giggles.

My guess is that the Loser In Chief will fly to Mar-A-Lardo just before Christmas and will not return to DC to witness the Biden/Harris Inauguration. It’s better to cry at a private resort. As the Republicans say he need time to process his “stolen” election. Plus, Rudy needs time to process all the private citizen Trump indictments that as sure to start rolling in. Rudy is already looking for South Florida landscaping parking lots to hold his press breifings.

Of course, we know from Michael Cohen that Trump’s Secret Service agents like them som Russian hookers and wet mattresses………..

Even though Bill Maher can be a bit smarmy at times he’s been predicting that even if he lost Trump wouldn’t go away for years and that seems to be what’s happening.

@S&C=Dismayed&Depressed This is currently my greatest fear. I pray the Biden people and sources in the military are figuring out a way to thwart his attempt.

The little racist covid spreader never grew up.

I wonder if the Secret Service drew straws to see who got Mr Biden ♥ and who got stuck with the mango menace

That’s funny! I’d been wondering about the poor sods who would be assigned to Trump. I’m sure it would be a good punishment for infractions.