Herman by Jim Unger for November 16, 2020

Is mental illness contagious?

Either he sees a patient that isn’t there or I’m not seeing a patient who is there. One of us got a problem, I just don’t know who.

The invisible man has issues.

Doc, I’m over here!

When are you gonna get new glasses, Doc?

and pay for your sessions?

Talking to Donald T., who just escaped for playing golf?

When I told my psychiatrist I had suicidal thoughts, he made me pay in advance.

Fearless Fosdick chased a chippendale not a chaise

The phyc needs a phyc!

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I’m looking through you, where did you go

I thought I knew you, what did I know

You don’t look different, but you have changed

I’m looking through you, you’re not the same

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Frodo, take off the ring!

He’s practicing a speech he’s been saying under his breath with every session, but dare not say aloud. It is the subtext of the treatments.

He must be talking to someone’s twitter feed.

Two weeks ago…

Unfortunately he soon went bankrupt. Never could understand why his Billings were being ignored.

I thought I was delusional, but the unicorn in my kitchen assures me that I’m not.

Face reality??? I’m having enough trouble coping with imaginary!!!

it is in our gov’t currently

Many of my best clients are invisible.

He’ll face reality when everyone gets onboard with his delusion that he won the 2020 Presidential election.