Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 16, 2020

Sounds like another loser…..at the Masters.

Might expect the sign to say, “You are standing in quicksand.”, or “Beware the Poison Ivy.” But knowing how 2020 has been going… more likely is, “You are in the middle of a mine field. Good luck getting out alive!”.

May have to take…..a mulligan.

As bad as those two are they should be experts in the rough.

I read about a golfer who was so bad at the game. That when it was time to bury him. It still took six or seven tries to sink his coffin into its hole.

They could be worse…depends on whether they’re playing the same course they started on.

On a par 3 I missed the green. For may second shot tried a lob shot, but instead skulled the ball and hit a house about 25 yards from the green. An angry lady came out and asked, “How could you hit my house? You must be the worst golfer.” I told her, “I can’t argue with that.”

I’ve seen that sign…

Everybody’s a comedian.

Is it just me or does this cartoon have the absolute best artwork ?

Most public courses have the same sign on the first tee.

I thought maybe it said ENTRANCE TO WONDERLAND…

If you can read this, you are smart enough to find better things to do besides playing golf!

seen at trump international golf course

I liked to walk on golf courses without playing golf, since they are usually beautiful, and you avoid getting pissed off. But the golf courses don’t want you doing that.

So, am I to conclude that golf courses want pissed off people walking on their courses? :)

This is kind of like the backside of the #6 green at Shorewood. The only thing missing is a steep, slippery slope and hordes of mosquitos in full attack mode.

Well, Ben Lansing signed this one instead of Gary Brookins but GoComics still shows Gary instead of Ben in the By-Line … ?

There. Was a similar sign like this on a Disney World Golf Course. It stated you were 80 yards off the center of the Fairway, and that golf lessons were available in the Club House