Daddy's Home by Tony Rubino and Gary Markstein for October 20, 2020

I’d hate to see Mario and Luigi do that kind of plumbing.

Pound for pound, it’s more likely he than she

Tony asked, about 5 hours ago

Fall or Spring?

Now I understand that question!

It’s Fall already, Tony. Hard to believe but true.

Yes; it’s not easy to decide when you have been indoors a lot and don’t want to count this year.

Must be a mover and shaker.

A loose toilet seat is the result of shaking your booty while sitting on it.

From now on sit still.

The wrench goes “screw screw screw?” Or is that the sound of his glare?

Hee heee

Hey Tony! Try pliers next time. A little overkill with that huge wrench.

The seat nuts are under the hinge, by the tank. There is nothing there to tighten.

Clearly Tony’s never tightened a toilet seat

Tony and Gary have never fixed a toilet seat

Go easy on it. Nice double meaning.

Always hated having to fix plumbing. I always broke something else.

He certainly screwed it.

Loose toilet seats are one of the easiest things to fix. If I come across one in a public restroom, i’ll just reach underneath and hand-tighten the nuts; at least it will stay in place temporarily.

Rough night in Jericho!