Red and Rover by Brian Basset for October 15, 2020

I remember using rubber cement to make fake boogers LOL that is pretty sad hahaha

We didn’t have rubber cement at my school, just Elmer’s Glue. Spread it on your hand, let it dry, peel it off…good times, good times…

Boys!

These are important, fundamental life skills!

Scientific inquiry, research, research, and research. Where would mankind be without scientific experimentation? Ha!

Red, if you can answer that question…!

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can’t roll your friends into little green balls.

(I think it was George Carlin?)

I used to roll mine in small balls then use a straw to blow them at my friends.

And putting it on a classroom doorknob could delay class for up to 15 minutes.

Just in time for Halloween costume makeup!

OK. Getting a little gamey, there. The imagery……well.

ewwww

Well, that’s good to know.

Has Rover eaten his own boogers or Red’s?

Double eew!