Thanks for the feedback, guys. I brush my teeth right after breakfast for two reasons. First, to get rid of breakfast residue. Second, brushing right before I eat ruins the taste of the food, especially acidic things like orange juice.
Back during the original run of the Bribery/Ugly Christine series in 1965-1966, there was never any mention of a husband, lover or child of Ugly Christine.
Poor Red. Doomed to repeat the same grade over and over for eternity. (Lucky us and Rover, though!)