Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 14, 2020

At least he had plenty of tissue.

All those nice square edges means an orderly pattern of prefforation.

Meanwhile, in a nearby men’s restroom, somebody is cursing up a storm because he cant get the paper to tear off.

The site of the first ticker-tape parade.

Serves him right for using tissue paper rather than gauze.

He looks rather mummifried.

Gesundheit? She or he is dead.

The dead don’t get a choice about who wraps them with what.

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Confetti

Someone skipped the glue stage.

German Mummies?

NOOOOOO! He’s come UNDONE!

Finally! At last, I understand what the curse of the mummy is all about!

probably made of dust by now. Probably allergic to himself

Priceless! Thanks for the chuckle. Love it. I have actually (as you may have guessed) loved all of your “Gesundheit” strips over these past few years. They are really funny.

So there’s cookie monster under those wrappings?

Ancient Egyptian ticker-tape parade.

Didn’t your mummy tell you about covering your mouth when you sneeze?