Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 07, 2020

I’m an Orthodox Seattleite. Coffee is a sacrament.

I can picture all three of them drinking Big Gulps. And sitting in the same car. It’s a silver four-door with a black interior.

I guess, I’m gay and don’t know it. Not only do I grind my coffee, I roast my own. Once you drink fresh roasted ground coffee, you’ll realize how crappy your canned coffee is.

Where’s the heavy, white china mug with at least 3 years of coffee stains on it?

Coffee isn’t really high quality until the beans have been through the digestive track of some animal and pooped out for our enjoyment!

He chose a villain as a role model. Figures.

But if Scott ditched Rick, who would be his new best friend? Seems to me all the other guys in the comic are bigger jerks.

Khan might…

Yeah? Tell that to all the male baristas (Italian for bartender) out there. (Say that to all the male bartenders out there as well.) Grinding one’s own beans, to me, is the very definition of masculinity.