Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for September 20, 2020
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Transcript:
Life tip: When leaving a conversation, you can say anything, and people will assume they misheard some form of goodbye. Well, I gotta go. Hot dog squirrel comets. Uh, yeah. Seeya.
Ida No over 3 years ago
I’m outa here. Boof that bleach.
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
Well what else would one do with squirrel comets?
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member over 3 years ago
Protip: this works at many stages of a conversation, not just the end. Much of the time people are just waiting for you to finish so they can say their bit anyway.
bxclent Premium Member over 3 years ago
squirrels are aliens
MeGoNow Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sword fish meal tickets, ya’ll.
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Smoke ya later.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Uh, yeah. Seeya, Banana Omelet Ozymandias!
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
As a kid, I heard Bugs Bunny’s butchered version of “Hasta mañana” as “Tasty banana” and accepted it as a valid, if colorful, signoff.