The one that bothered me when I was a kid was Wonder Bread- the bread that ‘builds strong bodies in twelve ways.’ They would show a group of kids running and playing, and then one- we presume the only one who ate Wonder Bread- stops, faces the camera, and grows up before our eyes. I didn’t like that idea one bit. I enjoyed childhood. I didn’t want it to pass me by in two seconds because of my sandwich.
Believe me, Scott, it may not be caused by a sandwich, but life does pass by in two seconds. I’m 78 and I believe that whether you live a thousand years or twenty they all passed in seconds at the end. So keep smiling and leave a good story with lots of smiles as you go…
eromlig over 3 years ago
Maybe his athleticism lacked support.
RAGs over 3 years ago
The shoes were “athletic” but he wasn’t.
TStyle78 over 3 years ago
The shoe companies would have you believe that all you need is their shoes to make you an athlete.
Gent over 3 years ago
The shoes told him to Just Do It.
R.R.Bedford over 3 years ago
KEDS!!!!
JDP_Huntington Beach over 3 years ago
WOW that takes me back…..“I’m Swifty Flyer, Jump high like the wind in the sky…I just can’t be beat in my PF Flyers!”
Swifty said they’d make it so you were better than the $6M dollar man, faster, stronger, better.
scottartist creator over 3 years ago
The one that bothered me when I was a kid was Wonder Bread- the bread that ‘builds strong bodies in twelve ways.’ They would show a group of kids running and playing, and then one- we presume the only one who ate Wonder Bread- stops, faces the camera, and grows up before our eyes. I didn’t like that idea one bit. I enjoyed childhood. I didn’t want it to pass me by in two seconds because of my sandwich.
micromos over 3 years ago
We are like brothers from different mothers. Did you also collect the baseball card in the bread loafs?
rshive over 3 years ago
After a certain age, delusions of grandeur simply delude.
Teto85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
It’s gotta be the shoes.
Plods with ...™ over 3 years ago
Hey! Those aren’t Chucks! No wonder.
heathcliff2 over 3 years ago
Yes dear, have unbreakable fun.
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Nowadays, just chasing after my rebounds from shooting around wears me out!
craigwestlake over 3 years ago
Believe me, Scott, it may not be caused by a sandwich, but life does pass by in two seconds. I’m 78 and I believe that whether you live a thousand years or twenty they all passed in seconds at the end. So keep smiling and leave a good story with lots of smiles as you go…
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
You don’t have athletic feet, or legs, or back.