Monty by Jim Meddick for October 01, 2020

Forget the hang-glider, get a Hoovercraft.

Or go straight to the F-35.

Hang on there Jarvis.

It certainly would have other useful applications, plus you can use it to clean up the mess afterwards.

Props as well for stealthyness…….

Does it have to be plugged in to fire? And does the HEPA filter work on the missile fumes?

Jarvis makes a very good “Q”

I wouldn’t give that kid a weapon of any kind.

It also makes a mess on the carpet when you turn it on unawares.

I think I’d better have a closer look at my vacuum! :)

Just noticed Sedgwick’s costume. Sort of a Donald Duck sailor suit. Seems like I recall from the old movies that this is what the one percenters’ children wore in the Great Depression.

Stick to the vacuum, you can claim to be a modern witch that just flew in…

Problem with the poison blow-dart fountain pen is that it doesn’t carry many spare projectiles and doesn’t pack nearly as much explosive punch as the shoulder-launched missile system vacuum cleaner. It’s a trade-off not only in hardware but also necessarily in tactics, 0-0-Sedgie….