Dark Side of the Horse by Samson for September 26, 2020

But the dump is closed on Thanksgiving.

I love driving behind one of the dump trucks after they visit office spaces. Paper towels and paper blow everywhere.

True story use to drive a dump truck for the Salvation army one time the guys forgot to pull the tarp back over the back of the truck and I left a 10 mile trail of garbage through the middle of Toledo lol.

Don’t forget that the city dump is closed on thanksgiving

Hope he drove past the recycling plant.

Landfill looks empty, this must happen to everyone

Canadian Thanksgiving is in October and of course November here in the States. Do Scandinavian countries have a similar holiday?

At least it’s evenly distributed.

So we took the half-a-ton of garbage, put it in the back of a red VWMicrobus, took shovels and rakes and implements of destruction, and headedOn toward the city dump. Well, we got there and there was a big sign and aChain across the dump sayin’, "this dump is closed on Thanksgiving, " andWe’d never heard of a dump closed on Thanksgiving before, and with tears inOur eyes, we drove off into the sunset lookin’ for another place to put the garbage

We didn’t find one till we came to a side road, and off the side of the sideRoad was another fifteen-foot cliff, and at the bottom of the cliff wasAnother pile of garbage. And we decided that one big pile was better thanTwo little piles, and rather than bring that one up, we decided to throwOurs down. That’s what we did

For the kind of automated lift arm truck used here, there is a gap between the upturned garbage can and the top of the garbage truck when the can is emptied. Most people don’t seem to know that. On windy days, unbagged garbage gets blown all over the county. If I distributed garbage in that way, I would have to pay a heavy fine.

and Horace is singing…“Well, I’m running down the road tryin’ to loosen my load I’ve got seven women on my mind Four that wanna own me, two that wanna stone me One says she’s a friend of mine Take it easy, take it easy Don’t let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy”

There must be a joke here somewhere, but I’m not getting it. Any help, please?

Looks like a bunch of broken bathtubs.

Clearly, Samson has driven down some highways here in North Carolina.