Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for September 14, 2020

you might want to stop at PetSmart on your way home, Chaz (assuming it’s still open by the time the traffic un-jams)

Oh, good. The house will catch fire and some fire fighters will show up. Maybe Carmen can take up with one of them and leave Chaz and Ponch behind…

I never thought about the humiliation of being walked by a cat person. Poncho would never hear the end of it at the Cafe.

Poncho it’s a walkie not religion …. ;-)

Come over and tell my dog that. 3 acres to fool around on and he still needs to “get away” everyday.

“Promise me you’ll control Poncho” sounds like an impossible request. Like, “Promise me you won’t burp for the next three weeks!” kind of impossible.

I don’t know why Poncho needs to wait to be taken out on a leash. He seemed to get around the neighborhood pretty well without human accompaniment.

Now this is what happens when a dog person marries a cat person. Time for a separation or divorce Chaz. Carmen will get the house. Poncho will get a tree and fire hydrant. Chaz will get the shaft.

Perhaps a nice stroll around the back yard would do? No, I suppose not.

Tie him to the Tree of Shame.

He’s fast.

Poncho is stubborn if nothing else.

My dog walks only if my husband takes him. And the cat walks also, she protects the 7 pound dog from everything, I just go along to hold the leash when my husband bags the mess.