Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for September 19, 2020

Just whack it against a rock and be done with it.

Just think of the range you’ll have when hunting!

Hi feet are better then seat belts.

Behold the invention of the stretch limo!

Just wait till that sucker snaps back…

Have you tried politely requesting that birdbrain un-ass the immediate vicinity?

I yet believe the anthill to be his answer. The lake would be pointless because he would not be able to breathe any better than the problem.

Go sniff another eatanter’s butt. Maybe they won’t be mad at you for too long… ☺

He won by a nose!

A seatbelt might have prevented that…MIGHT.

I tried the same thing with my … um .. ahem … manhood. It got stuck.

Wow! That bird has a grip like my wife on my wallet…

Do it yourself nose job.

That’s some grip he has there.