Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for September 09, 2020

Does she or doesn’t she? Only her veterinarian knows for sure.

How’s that for a blast from the past?

How will the doctor keep from turning to stone?

Bad hair day for Medusa.

The vet’s bill will be like out of a myth.

At least, this should keep them from biting…

The other two look a bit rattled.

Keep your heads down and don’t look her in the eyes.

The FAA wouldn’t allow those motherf@#king snakes on no motherf@#king plane!!!

Eat your heart out, Dan Ackroyd…here’s the ORIGINAL conehead…

did she try to cut her own hair or how comes all of them are injured

Well, at least they’re all hissing in their own cones….

Nancy Pelosi

Do they have an appointment to have their cones removed?

I hope ELO’s Turn to Stone is not playing on the muzak.

Vet-protective cones.

Took me a moment to realize who it was. But then…hilarious!

OH NO! SHE LEFT HER SUNGLASES AT HOME!

(soon to be censored) Her pubic hair is something else.