I’ve always considered that a third of the world is flat out bonkers. A third is pretty okay. And a third is on shaky ground. On any given day, I might fit in all three categories.
A man to a psychiatrist: “How do you select who should be admitted to your facility?”
The psychiatrist replies: “We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a bucket. Then we ask that person to empty the bathtub.”
The man smiles: “Ah, I understand, if you are sane you would take the bucket.”
The Psychiatrist replies: “No, a sane guy pulls the plug. Do you want a room with or without a balcony?”
fuzzbucket Premium Member over 3 years ago
All your billions don’t float? Maybe if you shrink wrapped a few bales?
dwane.scoty1 over 3 years ago
Consider it as your sacrifice for the good of the nation, Barn!
Kaputnik over 3 years ago
I’ve considered that the world has gone crazy, regardless of my own sanity.
cdward over 3 years ago
I’ve always considered that a third of the world is flat out bonkers. A third is pretty okay. And a third is on shaky ground. On any given day, I might fit in all three categories.
theincrediblebulk over 3 years ago
A man to a psychiatrist: “How do you select who should be admitted to your facility?”
The psychiatrist replies: “We fill a bathtub with water and give the person a spoon, a cup and a bucket. Then we ask that person to empty the bathtub.”
The man smiles: “Ah, I understand, if you are sane you would take the bucket.”
The Psychiatrist replies: “No, a sane guy pulls the plug. Do you want a room with or without a balcony?”
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Better living through chemistry, Barn? Sounds like a winning game plan.
davidlwashburn over 3 years ago
One psychiatrist to another when they meet in the elevator:“You’re fine. How am I?”
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
Considering what famously floats, that shouldn’t be a problem for Barney.
Dobby53 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Both are possible.(“Sometimes I believe in as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”)