Clay Jones for August 15, 2020

Boy, has that story taken on a new life!

Pence will be hiding under “Mother’s” skirt after Harris get’s through with him.

“Go Mike, forge a foreign birth certificate for her. If you can’t do it, get Hannity to do it for you.”

Kinda hard to tell from the pic which one peed their pants. Probably both of them.

Mother would not approve.

Wonderful, Clay!

Nice pee stains.

Oh, Mike be brave when she calls you a wimp. Don’t answer any question with a yes or no. Just talk in circles like always and never answer the question. Tell her that God loves you for what you’ve accomplished for others. Ask if a “I Don’t Recall” is OKAY for every reply. Sing praises to Trump during the debate. This is going to be the best debate ever. Fox News has already declared you the winner!

I think it’s going to be like Clint Eastwood’s interview with the empty chair at the last Republican Convention. It’s hard to improve on perfection.

Like having a Yorkie for a guard dog.

“Never argue with an idiot, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience”. Mark Twain

Traditionally at the end of these debates the candidates are joined on stage with their spouses. Would so enjoy seeing Karen walk up to Mike as Kamala’s mother waked up to her.

A tale of two cowards.

BYE-DON 2020!!

When will someone cover that old Blondie song to fit their debate? “(He’s so dull) Rip Him To Shreds”

Harris will MOP THE FLOOR with Preacher Pansy when they meet in a head to head debate!

This might.. give trump an excuse to get rid of Pence as he won’t go to battle with a woman.

Pence on stage with a WOMAN? Won’t he have to bring his wife to chaperone?

She may be bleeding the whole time, Mike! Horrors!

From claytoonz.com

“Hilary Clinton in 2016 who actually won the election but lost”….“The overly-qualified woman, perhaps the most qualified presidential candidate in American history, beats the rich white guy but the prize is awarded to him anyway who goes on to take credit for the successes of the black guy.”

IMO, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Kamala Harris. Barack Obama, Bill Clinton and most other Dems are moderates and centrists, some are even center-right. AOC is called a radical for promoting a Green New Deal which is really just a template to discuss how to protect the environment, develop renewable energy, support ALL people instead of the current corporate / wealthy socialism – tell me how those ideals are radical.

Be afraid, Mike. Be very afraid.

Scaring the “P” out of ence?

Like most misogynists, there two are afraid of strong women. Go get’em Kamala!