Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for August 10, 2020

I see that the Lord Jesus Trump is auditioning for the part of the new face on Rushmore.

FDR! FDR! FDR!

Gee, What does the artist say? How many votes to add another face to the Mona Lisa? Why stop at two people in American Gothic? And this year, there are lots of folks ready for a part in “The Scream”.

Brian is swimming upstream; this is a time for tearing down statues, not making new ones. In today’s culture, who could possibly be acceptable to immortalize?

I’m surprised the original nation persons haven’t dynamited that mountain. Wasn’t it a sacred place for them, before it was carved up.

—) Trump’s face on a mere hillside is small thinking. You would have to travel to see it. Why not use the Space Force to carve his face and name into our Moon, where everybody in the world can see it wherever they live? (— Hurry, before one of the other Leaders does it!

Yes, the insane madman is floating the idea that he is even REMOTELY QUALIFIED to be included with a group of REAL LEADERS!!!!

FDR, Ike, JFK or Ronald R. are good suggestions.

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OK, let’s give Trump a break on this one. He actually thought he deserved to be on Rushmore before he became POTUS.

I would rather see Pierce or Buchanan before the Twit-in-Chief. Such arrogance.

Could you imagine if tRump did somehow get approval for adding his mug to Mt. Rushmore? They would have to hire one of those house construction crews who will come and stain patio cement to spray that section of the “new” fifth member of Mt. Rushmore orange.

The best part of this story is that Mr. Trump asked the Gov. of South Dakota about adding his face, as if she had any say about it. It’s a NATIONAL monument, it would be Mr. Trump’s decision via the Dept. of the Interior or Congress’ (more likely). He apparently has no idea who runs what. Priceless.

Additionally, adding another head to the monument would likely cause instability in the existing heads and bring them crashing down. Horrifyingly fitting, if you think about it.

Hold on fellahs. Maybe The Donald is going to suggest Barack Obama? It could happen. I’d still disapprove, but it would be nice of him to consider it.

Anti democratic Republicans are sabotaging the United States Post Office so they can openly cheat on our election. Anti American Republicans are working with Putin against Biden which is forbidden by the Constitution.

Do you really want 4 more years of a Republican diseased out of work totally corrupt police state?

I know, lets just fly that baby Trump in Diapers at the site! Filled with hydrogen, of course, just waiting for a lightning strike!

Great place to store some old Ammonium Nitrate for a few years or another fireworks display which ever comes first. Natural erosion and Mother Nature could use our help. We’ll call it “Project Wipe The Slate Clean”.

NOW fat ass is claiming that HE NEVER MADE THE SUGGESTION in the first place, but, “Since someone else said it, maybe it’s not such a bad idea…”

Trump wants to be on Rushmore. Dead presidents only. i say help him be dead !!

Excellent caricatures as always. And “full monument” is a hoot! Indeed, the play on “Rushmore” is pretty nifty, too.

But really, while Trump gives us daily reminders of what a vulgarian buffoon he is, with (for a narcissist) a startling lack of self-awareness, this Mt Rushmore business takes the cake.