Scary Gary by Mark Buford for August 09, 2020

Leopold: “You might say we painted the town red…”

Gary: “With blood?”

Leopold: “With blood.”

Just so it wasn’t The Hammered Henchman.

“…forever.”

Now that was a serious date! —Lots of hot and heavy action (not necessarily of the romantic sort)….

So much funny stuff in this comic strip.

A giant woman and a little green monster walk into a bar….

Wham, bang, thanks for the memories….

Whew! Fun times in the sack with that gal, I imagine.

Just watch the news, Gary. You’ll find out all you need to know about Leo’s good times.

I thought she was dating Scott Manning.

Bet their song is “Ain’t No Mountain High Enough”.

Leopold is slipping.

I see 2 arms and two legs.

Missed a few.

Ahh, I get it! They’re peaceful protestors in Seattle.

Must have been a great night. The sink is waving at them…