Red Skelton said he kept a pen and paper by his bed; should he come up with an idea for comedy. He said one night he woke with a brilliant idea and wrote it down. The next morning he looked at what he’d written and it said, “Write play.”
Actually, you “can” buy cans of air to drive crumbs deeper into your keyboard where no one will see them, and sports stores sell cans of oxygen to replenish your supply after exercising.
BE THIS GUY almost 3 years ago
I think there’s a vacuum in your head.
j_m_kuehl almost 3 years ago
well who ever thought you’d buy bottled water
stillfickled Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You have vacuumed-packed air in your head.
dcandmx almost 3 years ago
At least it’s not the potty monkey….
J Short almost 3 years ago
Red Skelton said he kept a pen and paper by his bed; should he come up with an idea for comedy. He said one night he woke with a brilliant idea and wrote it down. The next morning he looked at what he’d written and it said, “Write play.”
fuzzbucket Premium Member almost 3 years ago
There’s more air there.
Dkram almost 3 years ago
From “Space Balls” Perriair.
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poppacapsmokeblower almost 3 years ago
Actually, you “can” buy cans of air to drive crumbs deeper into your keyboard where no one will see them, and sports stores sell cans of oxygen to replenish your supply after exercising.
Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You could sell it to the Spaceballs. After that you should go ahead with your dehydrated water.
WCraft Premium Member almost 3 years ago
I’m in! But then again, I’m the guy who owns a can of dehydrated water..