For them to miss the target that many times, and by that much, I have to ask who is guarding the fort? I vote for: at least a regiment’s worth of topless dancing girls who keep appearing in the parapets and distracting the would-be raiders.
Use your skulls instead of the ram!
Hey, the life of a battering ram wielder is usually pretty short. You don’t want to put your most talented fighters on that job.
….I hear you knocking but you can’t come in…
Darth Vader called…
The troll brigade…many hits, many misses…..
I thought there were only three stooges.
I know this is the fifth time we’ve attacked the castle this week but today will be different. There will be soldiers in the castle!
(with apologies to George Carlin)
the inevitable result of filling the army with conscripts
Can’t you just call a locksmith? Next time keep a spare key somewhere.
It’s no wonder none of them have kids.
That.. is what you get when the ram team has hiccups.
Coordinated theme with Non Sequitur today?
Numb-skulls is an accurate name! Look how high up some of those marks are on the walls. Couldn’t have been the battering ram!
In a galaxy far away, their counterparts are known as Stormtroopers.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
For them to miss the target that many times, and by that much, I have to ask who is guarding the fort? I vote for: at least a regiment’s worth of topless dancing girls who keep appearing in the parapets and distracting the would-be raiders.
Nachikethass almost 4 years ago
Use your skulls instead of the ram!
Farside99 almost 4 years ago
Hey, the life of a battering ram wielder is usually pretty short. You don’t want to put your most talented fighters on that job.
donwalter almost 4 years ago
….I hear you knocking but you can’t come in…
Tigressy almost 4 years ago
Darth Vader called…
Zebrastripes almost 4 years ago
The troll brigade…many hits, many misses…..
Qiset almost 4 years ago
I thought there were only three stooges.
Doug Taylor Premium Member almost 4 years ago
I know this is the fifth time we’ve attacked the castle this week but today will be different. There will be soldiers in the castle!
(with apologies to George Carlin)
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 4 years ago
the inevitable result of filling the army with conscripts
Nuliajuk almost 4 years ago
Can’t you just call a locksmith? Next time keep a spare key somewhere.
otforever over 3 years ago
It’s no wonder none of them have kids.
Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago
That.. is what you get when the ram team has hiccups.
dcmotrl Premium Member over 3 years ago
Coordinated theme with Non Sequitur today?
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Numb-skulls is an accurate name! Look how high up some of those marks are on the walls. Couldn’t have been the battering ram!
Jim G Premium Member over 3 years ago
In a galaxy far away, their counterparts are known as Stormtroopers.