Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 19, 2020

Make sure to giving the landing site a code name.

brilliant, Hobbes, with making the county on the map

This can only end well for one of them.

Don’t forget the parade. You can never start planning the victory parade too soon.

What does Calvin hate about Suzie Derkins-that she’s so full of sugar and spice and everything nice-which is everything that Calvin isn’t? ;D

I think there’s a fair chance of that Calvin

Is this a rerun of a rerun or I have a sort of Deja vu ? In both cases will not end well for G.R.O.S.S. .

And Hobbes will give her the water balloon again. (Old strip)

Love their vocabulary!

Sometimes the planning is more fun than the execution of the task.

That’s it, Hobbes. Get the big picture! :D

Calvin shouldn’t mess with Susie. She could beat him up. She has done it before.

“The Beagle has landed!”

For those that say Calvin isn’t smart, this shows he is capable of incredible planning. He is smart, he just doesn’t use his intelligence the way others want him too.

Since when do Tigers know what a Cartographer is. Lol

Every successful mission is all about the logistics. Once you get your ducks in a row you’re ready to attack. The same holds true for defense. The winner makes the fewest mistakes. The real winner is the one who didn’t have to do either.

Nothing says six-year-old boy than making a “secret plan” more complicated than it needs to be.

Where are the balloons?

I want to be the Official Cartographer!

No, Calvin

You need to get all this preliminary planning done in advance (what else is your club do?!), and have the munitions prepared for immediate deployment.

Only minor operational adjustment need be done once the “enemy” is sighted.

I never enter a room without knowing all my escape routes.

“I hope Susie doesn’t go anywhere for a while”

“Ok so here’s the United States.”

That kills me every time. The fact that Hobbs is so thorough that he draws the United States before drawing their state before drawing their house before drawing the escape route is an amazing detail.

LOL!

The Dysfunctional Union: Little boy annoys and harasses little girls. Little boy grows into big man and marries a former little girl. Karma kicks in and aims for the Little Boy in the Big Man to keep the universe in balance. In the vernacular it is payback time for the Little Girl in the Big Woman.

The Working-At-It Marriage (starts in the high school locker room): She believes all boys are such jerks for what they did, say and the way they act. He believes all girls are such psychos for what they did, say and the way they act. The right psycho selects and marries the right jerk. The time is spent with her making him less of a jerk and him working for her to be less psycho. When their work is done then the marriage is completed and they die.

It is amazing how many big words Calvin and Hobbs know. How come he does not do better in school?

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