Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for August 07, 2020

Don’t monologue, that’s just asking for trouble.

Gee Weera, I can’t see what you are babbling about. Could you come a little closer? Closer, please … closer …

Man. These pygmies were quite advanced. They even manufactured a look alike fake blood ruby.

If Tarzan can get that net swinging, he can knock over Weera like a ten pin in an alley.

Tarzan: Glass? You’re kiddin me. Bring it over here so I can take a closer look.

Tarzan stares intently, thinking, man I gotta get that glass ball.

Worthless? Can probably get a few bucks for it eBay.

T-zan better get to cuttin’ before that skinny lizard-faced pygmy lunatic spears him……. And that cheap counterfeit “bauble” must have come from China! Knock-Off Gemstones Matter!!

“But over here we have a selection of fine jewelry that’s up for bid. Do I hear an opener? Anyone?”

Glass, huh? That bauble must be Murano glass, then…

but it’s really pretty!

“There is something you must know.” “No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die.” There must be a hundred of these “I shoulda kept my mouth shut” plots.

Tarzan said, thank goodness the other apes can’t see me now. This is exactly the kind of $@#% I’ve been warning them about.