Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 18, 2011

Can’t you die from rope burns?

Aren’t sea levels supposed to be rising?

Two out of three’s not bad…usually.

There is conflicting evidence about rising sea levels. Some islands report that they are, and that they have lost sizable amounts of land. At other islands, sea level seems to be falling. And, weirdly enough, at some islands which were surveyed thoroughly by early explorers, there seems to have been no change since the late 1700s.

@Nabuquduriuzhur If Seal levels are rising is it time we went “clubbing”? :)

In a way, dumping their “client” at low tide is even crueler and more sadistic. The poor sap gets to feel the water slowly rising to cover him… gruesome!

What did Joe do that is getting him the cement washtub treatment? Are they blaming him for all the stuff Danae does?

Hmmm, apparently it was too much.

weasel_monkey….. not EVEN funny

Due to polar ice melt and the moons pull, What would be a higher tides in one area would have to result in a lower tides in another. Poor old sap, his longer life span will be misery without intervention either way.

Now the poor sap is going to slowly die from exposure, hypothermia at night, or sunstroke in the day time.

Abandoned mine shafts care not for tides. What happens a short drive from Vegas…

You mean criminal isn’t the top career choice of our best students?

DARKFORCE Since it is a very measurable fact that the earth’s axis has tilted, please ask Al Gore if that was caused by cow plops.

Looks like his head would still be close to the surface…

Temperatures are going down, ocean heat index is going down and thermal expansion is going down.

http://wattsupwiththat.com/2011/04/17/doing-it-yourself-the-latest-global-sea-level-data-from-jason-shows-a-sharp-downtick-and-downtrend/

Who’s going to get the cement washtub now?

The guest of honor is not Joe - it’d screw up the story arc. Besides this guy has a shorter nose. He’s that guy who used to get killed in the first 5 minutes of Star Trek. Too bad he got typecast.

@ you are before you are: is tyour comment a reference to ogasmo? :)

The mafia just ain’t what it used to be.

If the fish mafia want to get rid of someone, do they tie helium balloons to their fins?

@ Thridguy… he questioned the legitimacy of global warming. ;}

Shoulda’ got Dexter as a technical adviser!

Are you sure they are not from the government? Hard to tell them from the mob sometimes…

He’s fired.

@thirdguy - Take a closer look at the shape of the guy’s head, facial features, and body. That’s OBVIOUSLY not Joe!…

This is my favorite Non Sequitur of all time; hilarious!!!

sounds like the VA at work again

The idiots have infiltrated even the Mafia! Now where will our duly elected representatives go for “laundering,” “clean up,” and “disposal services?”

There is powerful scientific evidence that the United States at least is indeed sinking. See “National Geographic, the Doomsday Machine,” The Journal of Irreproducible Results 20, no. 3 (March): 22-23.

I had to reread it twice. Read it 3 times. Maybe I shouldn’t tell that.

bagbalm said, about 22 rackets ago

Are you sure they are not from the government? Hard to tell them from the mob sometimes…

The difference between the mob and the government isn’t too hard to tell.

When the mob runs a lottery, the payout is usually in the 80-90% range, and you don’t have to pay taxes on the winnings. When the government runs a lottery, the payout is in the 40-45% range, and the government takes about 1/3 off the top of that for taxes…

Wiley, how do you keep coming up with this stuff?! Hysterical!