Clay Bennett for July 03, 2020

And stay away from crowds.

I do hope that the sanitizer was not one of those seven made in Mexico.

Let’s hope it’s not her last.

Clever-ish.

The ☠resident finally has his wall — not the one he expected — as Canda, Mexico, and the EU have walled out border entry by Americans with their unskilled, unmanaged, Covid-19 infection rate totally out of control. No neighbors or old friends will be showing up for the nation’s birthday party … that the ☠resident orchestrated this year.

Not required for the Trump/Mt Rushmore expanding the virus fireworks show.

Should be an absentee voter application in the box, PPE for the filthly orange disease rampant in the White House.

. . . and a laxative to pass a large bowel movement at the White House.

Also nice would be 3-foot radius mandatory collars.

The American people will hopefully get a big gift on November 3, 2020.

It’s very sad when the 4th of July feels more like a day of national mourning than a celebration. And all the flag-waving, all the fireworks, and all the fly-overs, and all the feel-good rhetoric won’t cover up the fact that 126,000 Americans are absent because of the deliberate incompetence.

Tiny is throwing a party in South Dakota and we get to pay for it – how nice.

Where’s the folded, jointed six foot ruler? Don’t leave home without it.

Party as if we all die tomorrow. Oh. Wait.

Looks like the Republican ‘Culture War’ has changed the USA more than they planned.

If you aren’t better off than you were 4 years ago, vote out every Republican.

Pretty darned good, Jeff.

Enjoy your HOAX! /s

Not a “sexy” gift, but very practical and needed.

Thanks Clay ♥