The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for July 16, 2020

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    SHIVA  almost 4 years ago

    I’ve noticed new condos are constructed very close together and resemble kennels.

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    PICTO  almost 4 years ago

    Does it have a room to make into a man-cave?

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    You won’t be dragging your knuckles when you meet the bear in there.

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    Bilan  almost 4 years ago

    “As soon as somebody invents a door and lock, I’ll give you this key for it.”

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    jreckard  almost 4 years ago

    The mind bends trying to comprehend a year being “Before” anything. Maybe I could tackle it after a few coffees.

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    rexxster  almost 4 years ago
    It’s got shag carpet, so drag knuckles not so bad.
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    iggyman  almost 4 years ago

    A new meaning to the words “His Den”!

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    gammaguy  almost 4 years ago

    “The evolution of posture”

    First came politics. Then came posturing. Personal posture was a late development.

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    Nswgr Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Good one!!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The lack of a bidet was a dealbreaker, alas.

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    Mighty Phavahg  almost 4 years ago

    Dude, your phalanges are sticking out.

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    Beaker  almost 4 years ago

    High ceilings AND low floors

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    mourdac Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Oh sure, next he’ll have to bath annually and change his pelt before it rots off his body.

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    wubby  almost 4 years ago

    How would they know what year it is B.C.?

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    Michael G.  almost 4 years ago

    Me let you know. First, need to check out cave at Altamira.

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    Eddy Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Check signage, human ancestors have been here for approx 6 million years and modern humans with fire about 250,000 years. Good try though.

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    Nate England  almost 4 years ago

    Dun… Duuuun… DUUUNN… Dah DU-Ow! Ceiling still too low!

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    Andrew Moore  almost 4 years ago

    Even Single Family Homes are set just feet apart now, as young buyers don’t want a yard to take care of.

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    WCraft Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    Well, that explains it!

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    the lost wizard  almost 4 years ago

    There’s also an indoor pool.

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    Lablubber   almost 4 years ago

    But books to put on head not invented yet.

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    j.l.farmer  almost 4 years ago

    so why are they dragging their knockles on the ground outside…the ceiling there is infinite.

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    paullp Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    The comments on the use of “B.C.” remind me of a classic brain-teaser from when I was a kid: An archaeologist reported finding a coin dated 500 B.C. How did people know he was lying?

    Note: This comment contains 90% recycled material. I made a similar comment the last time the use of “B.C.” came up in a cartoon.

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    Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member almost 4 years ago

    I watched a documentary some years ago and the narrator mentioned that our idea that Neanderthals were hunched back came from a set of bones that have since been determined to have had osteoporosis and that it wasn’t indicative of others who lived during that time. Not sure how accurate that info was but it was on like the History channel back in the late 90’s.

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