Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 02, 2020

I protest! Some of those Catch Phrases that sound so exotic… were actually names of plants or plant parts. Example – Dragon’s Blood is a resin of a particular tree. PETA can go and be cruel to animals on someone else’s cauldron.

That’s alright….. The can boil all the far-left and ultra-right protesters they want as far as I care.

Court order from ASPCA

Which member of Congress got caught in a trap and lost their tail.

Quill of William Shakespeare…

I am a member in good standing of PETA – People Eating Tasty Animals. Motto – Fur is warm and meat is good.

I thought it was poison but apparently it is a love potion. Odd, that.

if I put children in it but the children are malnourished can it still count as a vegan spell? or at least gluten free?

Witches Be Loco!

NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS POTION

they all lived long happy lives and donated their organs to witchcraft upon their passing out of this mortal coil

Don’t bother the snakes. Leave all the snakes alone…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-T7SqgtrDk

What about a pinch of Mrs. Dash?

Gosh, so many trolls out here today. This, the bounty on US troops (Russian backed), and Putin’s latest tour de farce election must have stirred them up.

Now THIS is funny!

LOL!!!!!

I love it!!! Those are THE most vile thing to use. Must be an important spell!

I was never really fond of PETA, but what really turned me against them was their infamous “got autism?” ad. Committing a hate crime to further your cause is NOT acceptable!