New Adventures of Queen Victoria by Pab Sungenis for June 19, 2020

I ain’t buying that.

There is a contestant on RuPaul’s Drag Race called Miss Cracker. Says whenever she’s in Harlem people call her by name.

Two bits says the Land O Lakes squaw will wind up on the pancake box and vice versa.

I’ll take a double-wide stack!

Buckwheat sez: “We Awlight!”

Want to leave I can guarantee

You won’t find nobody else like me.

I would share this to Facebook, but I was recently banned for 24 hours for calling the Orange Screechweasel an “ignorant cracker.” They called it “hate speech.” I doubt this would pass muster.

Uncle Kracker there appears to be an image of Pab Sungenis himself. No, it isn’t, but in that particular caricature there is a resemblance.

The nameless Cream of Wheat chef is going too.

I find myself wondering how long after all these products are renamed, altered, etc. it will be before people start complaining about the lack of diversity in product labeling.

People… it’s pancake syrup, okay?

Okay, I’ll profess my ignorance – who is the man portrayed as “Uncle Kracker”?

See, I opted to NOT post about how unfair it is that BLM, et al are changing cultural stereotypes and history and NO ONE says anything at all about Betty Cracker! What?… It is?… Are you certain?… Crocker? Not, Cracker?… My bad. Proceed.

Pab… Uncle Ben’s? “Like white on rice”? How making white rice removes all the flavor and nutrition?

“It’s possible” they’ll go too far in the opposite direction? May that “it’s inevitable,” and the swing too far has already begun.

TRUMP WILL EAT IT!